A nice place to visit

With a lot of places you go, it’s nice to have a place to rest your soul. Gene’s Johns aren’t always up to the task. A lot of folks are ‘Well…I can wait”. Don’t think I haven’t been there.

Squatting over a hole in the ground isn’t always the easiest method. Driving someplace else to do that takes precious time out of your already packed day. While a tree is always available, the rest of the job requires paperwork, and that’s best done in a stable sitting position.

Renting Gene’s services can cost you money that would better be spend on something a bit more permanent, with a bit ‘more’ comfort.

Imagine spending a week at hard labor without running water or a decent place to drop your  trousers and take care of business. Been there, done that. Luckily, I could drive a short distance to mom’s house and take care of business. Even at the end of the day, it takes time. Time that you could spend doing what you want to do, instead of what you need to do. I needed something better, easier, and right here…right now.

Enter Jimmy’s Un-Patentable Porta-Pooper. Part outhouse, part home away from home.

A relatively mobile, or semi-permanent solution to field living and sanitation. A flushable toilet. A urinal. Hot and cold running water in the internal or external sink. And…a hot shower when your long day is done. A smaller framed individual could also take a short soak in the 2 foot by 3 foot tub if needed. Powered by the sun and a small propane tank, mobile in a self contained 4 foot by 6 foot trailered package.

Skid mounted, and once offloaded onsite, you just slide it over your pre-dug hole, hook up the included 55 gallon drum or your own 275 gallon IBC tote and have at it. It’ll even pump from a well or spring, up to 9 vertical feet if you didn’t bring your own water source.

The included 55PSI 3GPM pump feeding a 3 position shower head will more than wash the dirt from your hair, the evidence of either #1 or #2 in the toilet or the grime on your cooking utensils.  Attach a garden hose to the external hose connection, and wash your tractor or water the plants.

An on-demand propane powered water heater will push a maximum of 91F over ambient. Meaning 40 degree water will be coming out at 131F…still hot enough to make that well earned sweat and funk disappear, and the sunburn a bit more noticeable.

Yep. We thought of almost everything…including a 100CFM exhaust fan, making your visit nearly invisible to the next set of cheeks through the door. Commercial toilet paper, paper towel and a soap dispensers means a lot of visitors between ‘being out’. LED strip lighting around the ceiling guarantees you’d not miss any evidence you don’t want left behind.

Coming soon to a CiderKraut event near you 😉

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